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What happened when the cow tried to jump the new barbed wire fence the farmer built? Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who just sprays her milk everywhere? She is an udder failure.

Why do cows never have any money? Because the farmer milks them dry.

Two guys were playing cards and smoking a joint. That's right, the stakes were really high.

How do dairy farmers do their taxes? They go to an accountant.