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What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.

How does a cow apologize? It kowtows.

What’s a cow’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Moos. What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog?...

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? A milk dud.

Two guys were playing cards and smoking a joint. That's right, the stakes were really high.