What happened when…

​I have a decent joke about a cow, but it’s pretty offensive, so I’ll probably need to take it down....

​Why type of bees produce milk? Boo Bees

Why can't cows wear shoes? Because they lactose.

Two dairy cows are beside one another in a field. Cow 1: "I was artificially impregnated this afternoon." Cow 2:...

Did you hear about the cow who just sprays her milk everywhere? She is an udder failure.