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What do you call a cow on a diet? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs?...

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A baaaaaaad mooooood.

Two dairy cows are beside one another in a field. Cow 1: "I was artificially impregnated this afternoon." Cow 2:...

Where do cows take each other on a dates? To the moo-vies.

Why do cows never have any money? Because the farmer milks them dry.