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What do you call a sad cow? Moo-dy.

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? Cowboom.

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A baaaaaaad mooooood.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? A coat.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime!