How do you…

Life is a bit like soccer in a way. You can either use your head, or a good, swift kick.

Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!

Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to...

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…