I’m starting a…

What is agony? - You are a one-armed man hanging off a cliff. Suddenly your butt starts to itch.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

Why are ghost such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my...

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.