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What are a shark’s two most favorite words? - Man overboard!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!

Man attempted to hijack a bus full of Japanese tourists. The police has 3756 photos of him.