When tempted to…

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.

I will never forget my dad’s last words: “Will you stop playing with the bow, Nicholas?!”

A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.

We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?