Why are eggs…

What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”

A TV can insult your intelligence. But nothing rubs it in like a computer.

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

Take your age and add 5 to it. That’s your age in 5 years.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.