Why do melons…

“Why do you look so sad?” - “I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go...

What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.