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My Grandpa complained, “Your generation is hooked on technology!” I replied, “No, Pops, it’s YOUR generation that’s hooked!” Then I...

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What do you call a man who is crying while pleasuring himself? A tear-jerker.

I asked my doctor for advice on how to lose weight. He said "Don't eat anything fatty." I said "Thanks"...

Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming.