My girlfriend’s…

When my girlfriend dumped me, I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader.

What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.

My grief counselor died last week. She was so good, I don’t even care.

Buy a man a plane ticket and he will fly for hours, push a man out of a plane while...