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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

What is the best thing to do if your partner starts smoking in bed? Slow down, you are moving too...

Last time a woman saw me naked for the first time, she screamed and ran out of the park.

My grief counselor died last week. She was so good, I don’t even care.

What is the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.