What is the…

What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

What is the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.

I asked my doctor for advice on how to lose weight. He said "Don't eat anything fatty." I said "Thanks"...

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said "yes, the others were...