Why did the…

Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as...

​What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years? Church.

Last time a woman saw me naked for the first time, she screamed and ran out of the park.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said "yes, the others were...

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.