A Pug farted…

How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your backyard!

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver!

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.

What kinds of stores do dogs love the most? Re-tail stores!

Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!