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What type of zoo has only a dog? Shih Tzu

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver!

Which breed of dog is the quietest? A hush puppy!

How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!

How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!