How did the…

What's a dog's favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble? That sure hit the spot!

What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones!

How do you tell the difference between a labrador and a marine biologist? The one wags a tale, the other...