How do you…

How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!

What did the dog say to the flea? Quit bugging me!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!

What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous? A dog with a...