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What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets!

Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!

I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.

For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.