What did the…

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!

What's a dog's favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!

Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!

What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous? A dog with a...