What do dogs…

What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk or take a dog?

What do you call a cold dog? A Chilli Dog.

What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous? A dog with a...

How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!