What do you…

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.

What do you call a cold dog? A Chilli Dog.

What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.

How did the dog get first prize at the baking competition? He just reached up on the table and at...

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.