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What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.

What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bonappetite

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!

Why was the dog sweating so much? She was a hot dog!

What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous? A dog with a...