What do you…

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!

What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!

For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.

What's a dog's favorite dessert? Pupcakes!