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Why was the dog sweating so much? She was a hot dog!

Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!

How do you tell the difference between a labrador and a marine biologist? The one wags a tale, the other...

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!