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What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!

Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor? He kept seeing spots!

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.

What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.