What’s a dog’s…

Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.

Which breed of dog is the quietest? A hush puppy!

Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.

What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.