What’s a dog’s…

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!

What kind of dog likes taking a bath? a shampoodle!

What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones!

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of the dog, it’s too dark to read.

What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.