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What do dogs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese Was

A Pug farted on an elevator and it was wrong on so many levels!

I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion....

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!

Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs.