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What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet!

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!

What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.