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What type of zoo has only a dog? Shih Tzu

What do you call a cold dog? A Chilli Dog.

Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies...

Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.