I’m on… - Anti jokes -

I’m on…

I’m on a seafood diet. It’s going to be really tough for me — I lost a bet to a friend, and the problem is I am a vegetarian.
How does the… - Anti jokes -

How does the…

How does the white-tail deer jump higher than the average house? This is due to their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.
A priest, a… - Anti jokes -

A priest, a…

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. They all get a drink, because bars in America are legally required to serve people of all religions.