I’m on…
I’m on a seafood diet. It’s going to be really tough for me — I lost a bet to a friend, and the problem is I am a vegetarian.
Anti jokes
Can you laugh at anti jokes So you are in good company! Because a joke doesn’t always have to be funny to make us laugh. As the saying goes: It was so bad that it’s good again.
Does that sound paradoxical? Maybe, but let’s take a closer look …
Why are anti jokes so funny?
Usually an anti joke elicits a certain idea about the upcoming punchline in the listener and then follows a completely surprising, different, weird, maybe also dry and sometimes dark resolution, which is so surprising that you can’t help but laugh !
They often have a punch line that simply takes over the literal and thus the essence of the joke, as we generally define jokes on the head.
What did the man say when he lost his truck? “Where’s my truck?”
That’s why anti jokes are so good!
In fact, this type of joke is very popular and everyone can spontaneously tell a joke like this, we create a cheerful mood, laughter, humorous head shaking.
We have amassed a nice collection and hope we will make you laugh with some too!
How does the…
How does the white-tail deer jump higher than the average house? This is due to their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.
Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
A priest, a…
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. They all get a drink, because bars in America are legally required to serve people of all religions.
Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
What do you…
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.
Why did the…
Why did the teacher tell Jamie she was wearing too much makeup? Because she was wearing too much makeup.
Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
What did one…
What did one Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I do not know; I don’t speak Japanese.
Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Why can’t…
Why can’t Tommy the T. rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.
funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Why do we…
Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink? Because they can’t dress themselves.
What’s funny…
What’s funny about five people in a Chevy Suburban driving off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.
No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
I still remember…
I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
This girl invited…
This girl invited me to her house, saying nobody was home. I got there, and nobody was home.
Two muffins are…
Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Sure is. Probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit.”
What did one…
What did one woman say to the other woman next to the coffee machine? “Coffee looks good.”
What did one…
What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman? I don’t know; I don’t speak French.
