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Bad jokes

Make no mistake about it, there are really bad jokes in this world. Many of the “Ouch !!!” variety.

These are jokes that you can’t laugh about, you leave the room rolling your eyes or just want to disappear into the ground in shame.

And then there are jokes that are bad, but at the same time you can laugh at them, simply because they are so mercilessly bad and somehow have a punch line that you never expected. Really not!

These jokes have their justification and therefore these bad jokes should not be missing here!

Humor is always subjective, that is clear, and diverse, so there are also many lovers of terrible one-liners and lousy punchlines.

Like an example? Gladly!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

Bad right? Or is there a smile on your face after all!

We have put together over 300 bad jokes for you and wish you a lot of fun while creeping and laughing.

Why can’t… - Bad jokes -

Why can’t…

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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There’s no hole…

There’s no hole in your shoe? Then how’d you get your foot in it?
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What do you…

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
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What do you call Samsung’s security team? The Guardians of the Galaxy!
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What do you…

What do you call someone else’s cheese? Nacho cheese!
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What's the best… - Bad jokes -

What’s the best…

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!
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I went on… - Bad jokes -

I went on…

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.
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What do you…

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
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What did the…

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”
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Why are there… - Bad jokes -

Why are there…

Why are there fences are cemeteries? Because everyone’s always dying to get in.
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What do you…

What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror!
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What did the…

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
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When's the best… - Bad jokes -

When’s the best…

When’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
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What should a… - Bad jokes -

What should a…

What should a sick bird do? Get tweetment.
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When is a… - Bad jokes -

When is a…

When is a door not really a door? When it’s really ajar.
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What do you…

What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory.
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Did you hear… - Bad jokes -

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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Does anyone need… - Bad jokes -

Does anyone need…

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
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Where do mansplainers…

Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well, actually.
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What did the…

What did the over-excited gardener do when spring came? She wet her plants.
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What did the…

What did the princess say in the photo booth? “Someday my prints will come.”
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What do clouds… - Bad jokes -

What do clouds…

What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.
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What kind of…

What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!
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What’s the difference…

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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I used to…

I used to hate body hair, but then it grew on me.
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