Bad jokes
Make no mistake about it, there are really bad jokes in this world. Many of the “Ouch !!!” variety.
These are jokes that you can’t laugh about, you leave the room rolling your eyes or just want to disappear into the ground in shame.
And then there are jokes that are bad, but at the same time you can laugh at them, simply because they are so mercilessly bad and somehow have a punch line that you never expected. Really not!
These jokes have their justification and therefore these bad jokes should not be missing here!
Humor is always subjective, that is clear, and diverse, so there are also many lovers of terrible one-liners and lousy punchlines.
Like an example? Gladly!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
Bad right? Or is there a smile on your face after all!
We have put together over 300 bad jokes for you and wish you a lot of fun while creeping and laughing.
What’s the…
What’s the difference between a dapper man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!
What do you…
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
A friend of…
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Not to brag…
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Imagine if Americans…
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!
A cowherd counted…
A cowherd counted 48 cows on his property. But when he rounded them up, he had 50.
What’s the…
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
My grandfather has…
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Why did Cinderella…
Why did Cinderella get kicked off of the soccer team? Because she kept running from the ball!
Why do seagulls…
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’re bagels!
I still remember…
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: “Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?”
It’s inappropriate to…
It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
Did you hear…
Did you hear about the guy who won the award for best knock knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
Did you know…
Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
When the two…
When the two rabbit ears got married, it was a nice ceremony. But the reception was amazing.
How did Darth…
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
If you’re American…
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European!
What do you…
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him whatever you want, he’s still not coming.
A jumper cable…
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”