Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don't cry!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zany… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Witches… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hatch… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hatch…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? A… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mustache… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe… - best knock knock jokes - Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH...

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH…
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ferdie… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? To… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? To. To who? It's to whom.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lion… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Closure… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you're chewing!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Closure…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there ? Dishes… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there ? Dishes…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? An… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?

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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Avenue… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore… - best knock knock jokes - Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zoom… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Jess… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I'm excited to see you too!

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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? I’m excited to see you too!
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alpaca… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Woo… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Woo…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Me… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Me…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Turnip… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Turnip…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Police…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Otto… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's taking you so long!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Otto…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what’s taking you so long!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mary… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amarillo… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amarillo…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yukon… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yukon…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Euripides… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you pay for 'em.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Euripides…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aaron… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Aaron…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cantaloupe… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cantaloupe…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeybee…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tank… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tank…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Convex… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Convex. Convex who? Convex go to prison!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Convex…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Convex. Convex who? Convex go to prison!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hawaii… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hawaii…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Broken… - best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there's no point!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broken…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
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