Happy birthday! Age… - Birthday Jokes - Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.

Happy birthday! Age…

Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
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You know you're… - Birthday Jokes - You know you're getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

You know you’re…

You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
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You know you… - Birthday Jokes - You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.

You know you…

You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
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Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
Statistics show that… - Birthday Jokes - Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!

Statistics show that…

Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
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Q. What does… - Birthday Jokes - Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.

Q. What does…

Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
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Kidnappers have very… - Birthday Jokes - Kidnappers have very little interest in you.

Kidnappers have very…

Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
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Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
Q. Why was… - Birthday Jokes - Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. Because it was marble cake!

Q. Why was…

Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. Because it was marble cake!
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It’s always… - Birthday Jokes - It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.

It’s always…

It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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People come and… - Birthday Jokes - People come and go but birthdays do accrue.

People come and…

People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
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Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
Does a pink… - Birthday Jokes - Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter!

Does a pink…

Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter!
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A couple phoned… - Birthday Jokes - A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But, when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. “Don’t let it bother you,” said the stranger on the phone. “You folks need all the practice you can get.“

A couple phoned…

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But, when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. “Don’t let it bother you,” said the stranger on the phone. “You folks need all the practice you can … Read more
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What sort of… - Birthday Jokes - What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.

What sort of…

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Man to wife… - Birthday Jokes - Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”

Man to wife…

Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
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Happy birthday. Have… - Birthday Jokes - Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.

Happy birthday. Have…

Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
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I threw a… - Birthday Jokes - I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

I threw a…

I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Being related to… - Birthday Jokes - Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.

Being related to…

Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
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For all the… - Birthday Jokes - For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

For all the…

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Some only dream… - Birthday Jokes - Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.

Some only dream…

Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Satisfied Birthday! you're… - Birthday Jokes - Satisfied Birthday! you're now case in point of the old pronouncing that "Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men."

Satisfied Birthday! you’re…

Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that “Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.”
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It's your birthday… - Birthday Jokes - It's your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!

It’s your birthday…

It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
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Q. What did… - Birthday Jokes - Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

Q. What did…

Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Sending you s'more… - Birthday Jokes - Sending you s'more birthday wishes!

Sending you s’more…

Sending you s’more birthday wishes!
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Q. Why can… - Birthday Jokes - Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.

Q. Why can…

Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.
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Thanks to Facebook… - Birthday Jokes - Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Thanks to Facebook…

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Q. What did… - Birthday Jokes - Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.

Q. What did…

Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.
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What does a… - Birthday Jokes - What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.

What does a…

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
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The problem with… - Birthday Jokes - The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

The problem with…

The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Q: Why did… - Birthday Jokes - Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.

Q: Why did…

Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.
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I like big… - Birthday Jokes - I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

I like big…

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
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Wow, this birthday… - Birthday Jokes - Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy. - "It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!"

Wow, this birthday…

Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy. – “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”
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Q: Where do… - Birthday Jokes - Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.

Q: Where do…

Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.
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What do you… - Birthday Jokes - What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it.

What do you…

What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it.
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You know you… - Birthday Jokes - You know you’re getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

You know you…

You know you’re getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
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Be careful, too… - Birthday Jokes - Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!

Be careful, too…

Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
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As I handed… - Birthday Jokes - As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

As I handed…

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.”
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Is it getting… - Birthday Jokes - Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?

Is it getting…

Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?
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When’s your… - Birthday Jokes - When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.

When’s your…

When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.
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Q. What goes… - Birthday Jokes - Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.

Q. What goes…

Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.
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Q: What did… - Birthday Jokes - Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.

Q: What did…

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.
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If you feel… - Birthday Jokes - If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

If you feel…

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
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Q. What is… - Birthday Jokes - Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!

Q. What is…

Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!
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Q: When is… - Birthday Jokes - Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When you slice it.

Q: When is…

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When you slice it.
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You know youre… - Birthday Jokes - You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

You know youre…

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Q. What do… - Birthday Jokes - Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.

Q. What do…

Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.
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Does a green… - Birthday Jokes - Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.

Does a green…

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
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Hippo-birth… - Birthday Jokes - Hippo-birthday!

Hippo-birth…

Hippo-birthday!
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When you were… - Birthday Jokes - When you were born your mom said: "It's a treasure." Dad said: "Ya let's bury."

When you were…

When you were born your mom said: “It’s a treasure.” Dad said: “Ya let’s bury.”
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In case you… - Birthday Jokes - In case you sense a piece lonely, forgotten, or simply need a person to cheer you up don't forget...you may usually change your birthday on Facebook!

In case you…

In case you sense a piece lonely, forgotten, or simply need a person to cheer you up don’t forget…you may usually change your birthday on Facebook!
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Q: What did… - Birthday Jokes - Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Q: What did…

Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
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Don’t worry… - Birthday Jokes - Don’t worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

Don’t worry…

Don’t worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.
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