Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. Because it was marble cake!
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter!
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.
Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that “Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.”
It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Sending you s’more birthday wishes!
Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.
I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy. – “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.
What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it.
You know you’re getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.”
Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?
When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.
Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When you slice it.
You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
When you were born your mom said: “It’s a treasure.” Dad said: “Ya let’s bury.”
In case you sense a piece lonely, forgotten, or simply need a person to cheer you up don’t forget…you may usually change your birthday on Facebook!
Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
Don’t worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.