Birthday Jokes
Birthday jokes get any birthday party going!
It’s like this: getting older is inevitable and not for wimps (unless you’re a child, then you can’t have enough birthdays), and yes, that’s why you should be able to joke and laugh about it.
Because it’s easier to laugh at old age than to cry, isn’t it? Exactly! There is nothing we can do about it anyway, so why not laugh at yourself and at the Stone Age that has been reached? It’s all a question of attitude, usually every birthday child is happy when a good joke is told about this day, the new age and the person.
Everything okay! Don’t panic about numbers! Humor is when you laugh anyway, and the next birthday child is also soon to come.
On this page you will find numerous birthday jokes that will make both the birthday child and all other guests laugh.
You can write these sayings on a card, tell them, send them on Instagram, they show great appreciation in any case and the birthday child will definitely be happy!
So go ahead, we are sure that you will find the perfect birthday joke for the birthday child.
You know you’re…
You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
A couple phoned…
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But, when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. “Don’t let it bother you,” said the stranger on the phone. “You folks need all the practice you can … Read more
Man to wife…
Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
I threw a…
I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Satisfied Birthday! you’re…
Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that “Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.”
Q. What did…
Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Q. Why can…
Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.
Q. What did…
Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.
It’s always…
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
