Threee blondes walk…
Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it…..
Blonde jokes
Blonde jokes continue to enjoy great, unabated popularity among the population. It really is the case that there is hardly anyone who does not have at least one joke from this category ready to tell at a party or on other informal occasions.
My personal favorite jokes are about blondes, blonde women, dyed or natural color. Bar jokes are funny too, and when you mix them with blonde jokes, you can’t stop laughing. But let’s get to the funny part and pretend blondes are stupid so we can laugh a little.
These jokes make fun of the stereotypical image of blondes not being intelligent for some reason. The phrase “dumb blonde” is said to have originated in an era of Hollywood when actresses watched with silent admiration as male heroes saved the day.
It seemed ridiculous that anyone still believed in the stereotypes of the dumb blonde and the loose blonde. They even seemed so fake that their randomness and nonsense became funny.
Compared to women with other hair colors, blondes are certainly not stupid, materialistic, conceited, vulgar, approachable or dumb. The natural blonde girl smells like tropical paradise, coconut and fruit salad. Blonde, it doesn’t matter.
Even if you like to wear your light yellow or golden hair and impress your peers, sometimes it’s hard to be blonde in today’s society. This is because there are many stereotypes about blondes doing stupid things and thinking stupidly. All we want is cleanliness, fun, just laughing and not offending anyone.
The blonde had enough of all the jokes about blondes she heard at work and decided one night to go home and see all the capitals of the United States.
It is believed that blonde jokes were invented by brunettes who were jealous of Marilyn Monroe having sex with John F. Kennedy. Blonde jokes are a series of jokes based on the stereotype of the dumb blonde. Like any stereotypical humor, jokes about blondes are considered offensive by many people, especially women.
Jokes about blondes almost always have a format in which the blonde puts herself in a situation or makes a comment that highlights her perceived lack of intelligence, ignorance, and awkwardness.
Dear blondes, dyed or not, we love you! And always remember, humor is when you laugh anyway!
And now have fun with the blonde jokes
A blonde, wanting…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” … Read more
Q: What’s…
Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
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A blond girl…
A blond girl was at the store, and just as she was heading for her car, someone stole it. The policemen asked, “Did you see the guy that did it?” She said, “No, but I got the license plate.”
Three blondes walk…
Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.
Q: How can…
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer? A: There’s Wite-Out all over the screen.
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A blonde really…
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, “I’m hanging myself because I’m tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!” Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on … Read more
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Did you hear…
Did you hear about the near‑tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage and eight blondes were stuck on the escalators for more than four hours.
A blonde and…
A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No…”
I knew a…
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
A blonde, a…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” … Read more
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A blonde goes…
A blonde goes to the doctor’s and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what’s wrong. She replies, “I know who the dad is for one of them but I don’t know who the dad is for the other one!”
Did you hear…
Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.
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A blonde is…
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!” Confused, he replies, “Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few minutes, the … Read more
A blond asked…
A blond asked his friend, “Why does my sister have two brothers and I only have one?” #
You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Q: How do…
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write “please flip over” on a piece of paper and give it to her.
Q: Why did…
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours? A: Because it said ‘concentrate’
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Brunette: “Where were…
Brunette: “Where were you born?” Blonde: “The United States.” Brunette: “Which part?” Blonde: “My whole body.”
Two blondes fell…
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
Two bored casino…
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and … Read more
No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
A police officer…
A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk. He asks her what’s wrong and if there’s anything he can do to help. The blonde replies, “I lost my wedding ring.” The officer asks, “Okay, where did you drop it?” The blonde says, “About a block away, but the … Read more
A brunette and…
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, “Aw, look at the dead birdie.” The blonde looks up and says, “Where?”
A blonde, redhead…
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, “I would adopt a martian.” The brunette said, “I would give Pluto some steroids.” The Blonde said, “I would go to the sun.” The redhead replied, “But you would burn up and die.” The … Read more
A blonde, a…
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, “I look fat,” and dies. The brunette says, ” I look skinny,” and dies. The blonde says, “I think…” and dies.
A police officer…
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”
Two blondes fell…
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
A blonde sees…
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, “What is that and what’s it for?” The clerk answers, “It’s a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde says, “I’ll take it.” When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, “What is that?” The blonde worker … Read more
A blonde and…
A blonde and brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why she had a rope tied around her waist. The blonde answered that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, “You’re supposed to put the rope … Read more
There was a…
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with … Read more
A blonde came…
A blonde came up to the librarian & yelled, “This book sucks! There’s way too many characters & the story makes no sense!” The librarian said, “So you’re the one who took our phone book.”
Why is a…
Why is a blonde girl staring at the orange juice box? The orange juice box says, “Concentrated.”
Q: Why do…
Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? A: To remind them Toes Go In First.
A blonde decided…
A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, “Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?” She replied, “The can said for best results apply 2 coats.”
A blonde walks…
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, … Read more
A blonde walks…
A blonde walks into a hospital and claims that everywhere she touches hurts. The doctor says, “Ma’am, you have a broken finger.”
A blonde is…
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!” The operator asked, “Where are you?” The blonde answered, “At my house.” The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?” The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh!”
Q: Why can’t…
Q: Why can’t blondes tie shoes? A: They just can’t grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
