A blonde, wanting… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A blonde, wanting…

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” … Read more
A blonde is… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A blonde is…

A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You’re wearing one red sock and one white sock.” The blonde responds, “That’s so weird! I have another pair just like it … Read more
A blonde walks… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A blonde walks…

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “What do you have on tap?” He replies, “Anheuser-Busch” (And-how’s-your bush). She says, “Just fine. How’s your penis?”
A blonde gets… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A blonde gets…

A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she’s at. The blonde replies, “I’m on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk.”
There was a… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

There was a…

There was a blonde driving in the country side when she went around the corner and saw an ocean of wheat fields. Then she saw a blonde in a row boat frantically paddling. The blonde driver yelled out, “Hey! It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name and if I knew … Read more
Why did the… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

Why did the…

Why did the blonde think she was a genius after completing her jigsaw puzzle? The box said “for two to five years” and it only took her one.
There was a… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

There was a…

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, … Read more
A blonde is… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A blonde is…

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ”What do you have in the bag?” The blonde replies: ”I have chickens!” The man thinks for a moment and says, ”If I can guess how many chickens you have in the … Read more
Three woman (a… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

Three woman (a…

Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, “Wow, where did you get that?” She says, “I … Read more
There was a… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

There was a…

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead trapped on an island and the nearest land was 50 miles away. The redhead swam to land but only made it 15 miles then drowned. The brunette swam 24 miles and then drowned. The blonde swam 25 miles but then got tired so swam back to … Read more
A husband and… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A husband and…

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce … Read more
A blind guy… - Blonde jokes - Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

A blind guy…

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting … Read more