Three woman (a…

Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, „Wow, where did you get that?“ She says, „I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped.“ Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer. The other two say, „Wow, Where did you get that?“ She says, „I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped.“ The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue. They others say, „Wow, where did you get that?“ She says, „I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn’t stop.“