Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris jokes are a phenomenon, or rather an internet phenomenon, which refer to Chuck Norris, the martial artist and actor.
Perhaps you wonder, Where did all the Chuck Norris jokes come from? The first jokes popped up in 2005. These short jokes play and exaggerate the attributes that Norris portrays in his roles in his films.
Masculinity, toughness, strength and it is often about individual skills and special abilities that he plays in his roles. By the way, Chuck Norris himself was very surprised, amused and flattered by this phenomenon. Personal comparisons with God, however, go too far for him. Yes, that’s understandable, but we have some Chuck Norris jokes on our site that tell exactly that.
So be it, because these Chuck Norris jokes are for the entertainment and appreciation of a great screen hero. After all, he also shot with Bruce Lee (“The Death Claw Strikes Again”) and portrayed the silent loner like no other actor before or after him.
The best Chuck Norris jokes
Due to the high number of these jokes, it is difficult to name the best ones. That’s why you will find so many on this page. In principle there is hardly any gradient, because creativity knows no bounds in this genre. Our current favorite, however, is this one: How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? All! Splendid! We are always looking for new ones, maybe you know some that we don’t have on this site yet?
Chuck Norris once…
Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
On New Year…
On New Year’s Eve, Chuck Norris promised that he’d lose 20 pounds. The next morning he shaved his chest and smiled as he realized that he’d lost 30.
Chuck Norris named…
Chuck Norris named his daughter Mercy. The day she was born was the only day Chuck Norris ever had Mercy.
Chuck Norris is…
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
If you ask…
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris sleeps…
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once…
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
When the Boogeyman…
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris calendar’3…
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once…
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn…
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to look at a clock for the time. He tells the clock what time it’s supposed to be.
The Great Wall…
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
When Chuck Norris…
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.