Chuck Norris doesn’t… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris doesn’t need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.

Chuck Norris doesn’t…

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.
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Chuck Norris breathes… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

Chuck Norris breathes…

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Chuck Norris can…

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
In the Beginning… - Chuck Norris Jokes - In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

In the Beginning…

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris is… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris is…

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck Norris… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

When Chuck Norris…

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
A bulletproof vest… - Chuck Norris Jokes - A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

A bulletproof vest…

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Freddy Krueger has… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Freddy Krueger has…

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can…

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
Few people know… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Few people know that Chuck Norris has a diary—it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Few people know…

Few people know that Chuck Norris has a diary—it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris lost… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris lost…

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris is… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names.

Chuck Norris is…

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming “Law and Order” are trademarked names.
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Chuck Norris once… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris once split a man in by giving him a wedgie

Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris once split a man in by giving him a wedgie
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Superman owns a… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

Superman owns a…

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.
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M.C. Hammer… - Chuck Norris Jokes - M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

M.C. Hammer…

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Chuck Norris ordered… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Chuck Norris ordered…

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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If you spell… - Chuck Norris Jokes - If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

If you spell…

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Bigfoot claims he… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Bigfoot claims he once saw Chuck Norris.

Bigfoot claims he…

Bigfoot claims he once saw Chuck Norris.
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Chuck Norris once… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.

Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.
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On New Year… - Chuck Norris Jokes - On New Year’s Eve, Chuck Norris promised that he’d lose 20 pounds. The next morning he shaved his chest and smiled as he realized that he’d lost 30.

On New Year…

On New Year’s Eve, Chuck Norris promised that he’d lose 20 pounds. The next morning he shaved his chest and smiled as he realized that he’d lost 30.
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Chuck Norris named… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris named his daughter Mercy. The day she was born was the only day Chuck Norris ever had Mercy.

Chuck Norris named…

Chuck Norris named his daughter Mercy. The day she was born was the only day Chuck Norris ever had Mercy.
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Chuck Norris can… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can…

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
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When Chuck Norris… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

When Chuck Norris…

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Norris does a… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Norris does a…

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Chuck Norris is… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris is…

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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If you ask… - Chuck Norris Jokes - If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

If you ask…

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris sleeps… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps…

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Chuck Norris once… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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When the Boogeyman… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman…

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.

Chuck Norris counted…

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
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Chuck Norris calendar'3… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris calendar’3…

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
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What came first… - Chuck Norris Jokes - What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.

What came first…

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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On the 7th… - Chuck Norris Jokes - On the 7th day, God rested … Chuck Norris took over.

On the 7th…

On the 7th day, God rested … Chuck Norris took over.
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Chuck Norris once… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
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Chuck Norris doesn… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris doesn’t need to look at a clock for the time. He tells the clock what time it’s supposed to be.

Chuck Norris doesn…

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to look at a clock for the time. He tells the clock what time it’s supposed to be.
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The Great Wall… - Chuck Norris Jokes - The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.

The Great Wall…

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
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When Chuck Norris… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris…

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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There has never… - Chuck Norris Jokes - There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything.

There has never…

There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything.
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Chuck Norris once… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris once ate at Taco Bell and didn’t get diarrhea…

Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris once ate at Taco Bell and didn’t get diarrhea…
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When life gave… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

When life gave…

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.
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The only time… - Chuck Norris Jokes - The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

The only time…

The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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Chuck Norris had… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.

Chuck Norris had…

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
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Chuck Norris can… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can…

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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When God said… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”

When God said…

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”
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Chuck Norris is… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse.

Chuck Norris is…

Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse.
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Chuck Norris used… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.

Chuck Norris used…

Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
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When Christopher Columbus… - Chuck Norris Jokes - When Christopher Columbus discovered America, he was greeted by Chuck Norris.

When Christopher Columbus…

When Christopher Columbus discovered America, he was greeted by Chuck Norris.
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If paper beats… - Chuck Norris Jokes - If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

If paper beats…

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't… - Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn’t…

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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It takes Chuck… - Chuck Norris Jokes - It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

It takes Chuck…

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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