What does the… - Cow jokes - What does the farmer talk about while milking a cow? Udder nonsense.

What does the…

What does the farmer talk about while milking a cow? Udder nonsense.
Please wait...
What time is… - Cow jokes - What time is it when a cow sits on your hat? Time to get a new hat!

What time is…

What time is it when a cow sits on your hat? Time to get a new hat!
Please wait...
Knock knock. Who's… - Cow jokes - Knock knock. Who's There? Cow go. Cows go who? No, silly cows go moo.

Knock knock. Who’s…

Knock knock. Who’s There? Cow go. Cows go who? No, silly cows go moo.
Please wait...
Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a sad cow? Moo-dy.

What do you…

What do you call a sad cow? Moo-dy.
Please wait...
What do cows… - Cow jokes - What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper.

What do cows…

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper.
Please wait...
Where do cows… - Cow jokes - Where do cows take each other on a dates? To the moo-vies.

Where do cows…

Where do cows take each other on a dates? To the moo-vies.
Please wait...
Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? A milk dud.

What do you…

What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk? A milk dud.
Please wait...
How do you… - Cow jokes - How do you tuck in a cow? Bull Sheets.

How do you…

How do you tuck in a cow? Bull Sheets.
Please wait...
My butcher gave… - Cow jokes - My butcher gave me beef from a female cow. I said, “I believe this is a Miss Steak.”

My butcher gave…

My butcher gave me beef from a female cow. I said, “I believe this is a Miss Steak.”
Please wait...
Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
What does a… - Cow jokes - What does a surfing cow say? “Cowabunga!”

What does a…

What does a surfing cow say? “Cowabunga!”
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.

What do you…

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.
Please wait...
Know knock. Who's… - Cow jokes - Know knock. Who's there. Moo. Moo who? Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

Know knock. Who’s…

Know knock. Who’s there. Moo. Moo who? Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?
Please wait...
Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
What did the… - Cow jokes - What did the cow say to its therapist? “I feel seen but not herd.”

What did the…

What did the cow say to its therapist? “I feel seen but not herd.”
Please wait...
What did the… - Cow jokes - What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.

What did the…

What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.
Please wait...
What did the… - Cow jokes - What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? “You’re so udderly cute!”

What did the…

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? “You’re so udderly cute!”
Please wait...
Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Why did the… - Cow jokes - Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer’s hands were cold.

Why did the…

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer’s hands were cold.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you get when you pamper a cow? Spoiled milk.

What do you…

What do you get when you pamper a cow? Spoiled milk.
Please wait...
Where will you… - Cow jokes - Where will you find the most cows? Moo York.

Where will you…

Where will you find the most cows? Moo York.
Please wait...
funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
What happens when… - Cow jokes - What happens when a cow laughs? Milk comes out of its nose.

What happens when…

What happens when a cow laughs? Milk comes out of its nose.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a mother cow who has just given birth? De-calfinated.

What do you…

What do you call a mother cow who has just given birth? De-calfinated.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a cow who has no ears? It doesn't matter, it is never going to hear you.

What do you…

What do you call a cow who has no ears? It doesn’t matter, it is never going to hear you.
Please wait...
You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
​I am jealous… - Cow jokes - ​I am jealous of my milk carton, it has a date and I don't.

​I am jealous…

​I am jealous of my milk carton, it has a date and I don’t.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow? A steak-out.

What do you…

What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow? A steak-out.
Please wait...
How do cows… - Cow jokes - How do cows keep tabs on one another? By reading the moos-paper.

How do cows…

How do cows keep tabs on one another? By reading the moos-paper.
Please wait...
Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
What are cow… - Cow jokes - What are cow knees called? Burger joints.

What are cow…

What are cow knees called? Burger joints.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

What do you…

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Please wait...
Did you hear… - Cow jokes - Did you hear about the cow who just sprays her milk everywhere? She is an udder failure.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the cow who just sprays her milk everywhere? She is an udder failure.
Please wait...
No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Where do you… - Cow jokes - Where do you find cows who are having a really bad day? McDonalds.

Where do you…

Where do you find cows who are having a really bad day? McDonalds.
Please wait...
What do cows… - Cow jokes - What do cows eat for breakfast? Moosli.

What do cows…

What do cows eat for breakfast? Moosli.
Please wait...
My cow just… - Cow jokes - My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high!

My cow just…

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high!
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a redneck motorcycle? Cow-a-sock-ee.

What do you…

What do you call a redneck motorcycle? Cow-a-sock-ee.
Please wait...
Why do cows… - Cow jokes - Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.

Why do cows…

Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.
Please wait...
Why did the… - Cow jokes - Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!

Why did the…

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
Please wait...
​Why type of… - Cow jokes - ​Why type of bees produce milk? Boo Bees

​Why type of…

​Why type of bees produce milk? Boo Bees
Please wait...
What’s a… - Cow jokes - What’s a cow’s social media handle? Bo-Vine.

What’s a…

What’s a cow’s social media handle? Bo-Vine.
Please wait...
Two dairy cows… - Cow jokes - Two dairy cows are beside one another in a field. Cow 1: "I was artificially impregnated this afternoon." Cow 2: "Look buddy, I just don't believe you" Cow 1: "It really is true, straight up, no bull!"

Two dairy cows…

Two dairy cows are beside one another in a field. Cow 1: “I was artificially impregnated this afternoon.” Cow 2: “Look buddy, I just don’t believe you” Cow 1: “It really is true, straight up, no bull!”
Please wait...
Did you hear… - Cow jokes - Did you hear about the dairy cow in an earthquake? It was a huge milkshake.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the dairy cow in an earthquake? It was a huge milkshake.
Please wait...
Animal News Network… - Cow jokes - Animal News Network had to fire its bovine news anchorman Because it was unrelia-bull.

Animal News Network…

Animal News Network had to fire its bovine news anchorman Because it was unrelia-bull.
Please wait...
Where do cows… - Cow jokes - Where do cows eat lunch? In the calfeteria.

Where do cows…

Where do cows eat lunch? In the calfeteria.
Please wait...
What happens when… - Cow jokes - What happens when you try talking to a cow? Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.

What happens when…

What happens when you try talking to a cow? Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.
Please wait...
What sound do… - Cow jokes - What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? Cowboom.

What sound do…

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier? Cowboom.
Please wait...
​I have a… - Cow jokes - ​I have a decent joke about a cow, but it’s pretty offensive, so I’ll probably need to take it down. Or, you know, have it remooooved.

​I have a…

​I have a decent joke about a cow, but it’s pretty offensive, so I’ll probably need to take it down. Or, you know, have it remooooved.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.

What do you…

What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Please wait...
What do you… - Cow jokes - What do you call a magic cow? Moo-dini.

What do you…

What do you call a magic cow? Moo-dini.
Please wait...
Why do milking… - Cow jokes - Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cow has the udder.

Why do milking…

Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cow has the udder.
Please wait...
What did the… - Cow jokes - What did the secret agent cow say to the other? Are you udder cover?

What did the…

What did the secret agent cow say to the other? Are you udder cover?
Please wait...
What does a… - Cow jokes - What does a field mouse and a pile of grass have in common. The cat'll eat it.

What does a…

What does a field mouse and a pile of grass have in common. The cat’ll eat it.
Please wait...
I was staying… - Cow jokes - I was staying at my friends farm last weekend. I decided to do him a favour and got up early to milk the cow for him. When I returned with a bucket of milk and told him what I did he replied "we don't have a cow, we have a bull".

I was staying…

I was staying at my friends farm last weekend. I decided to do him a favour and got up early to milk the cow for him. When I returned with a bucket of milk and told him what I did he replied “we don’t have a cow, we have a bull”.
Please wait...
What was the… - Cow jokes - What was the name of the cow who sat at the round table? Sir Loin

What was the…

What was the name of the cow who sat at the round table? Sir Loin
Please wait...
Where did the… - Cow jokes - Where did the bull lose all his money? At the cow-sino!

Where did the…

Where did the bull lose all his money? At the cow-sino!
Please wait...