Watching my daughter…
Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked “Which one’s yours?” Just for fun I said “I’m still choosing.” She looked horrified.
Dark humor jokes
Do you sometimes feel weird that you laugh at dark humor jokes? Do you then think something like that you shouldn’t have laughed because that joke is really off, below the belt, totally tasteless and totally wrong?
Well, we can reassure you, if macabre, horrible jokes, if black humor, makes you laugh, then this could actually be a sign that you are just pretty smart and you are the world, with all its facets, including dark ones , just don’t take it too seriously.
Good news, right? And it is true and has been scientifically proven.
A study from 2017, carried out by an Austrian neurologist, has shown and proven that people who appreciate dark humor jokes do indeed have a high level of intellect and encounter issues such as death, illness, disability, and wars with bitter amusement are not very aggressive and negative at the same time.
That seems logical, because someone who can use humor to face the thirstiest subjects in life is likely to be less susceptible to all of the negativity that surrounds us all. Yes, life can be hard, haunt us with unpleasant moments, in the hard moments, to recognize something humorous. Lots of handicapped people joke about their own deviations from the norm, we think it’s a great way not to take yourself and life too seriously.
Maybe you don’t even know if you like dark humor jokes, we’ve put together a collection for you and maybe while reading you will catch yourself smiling or laughing out loud, maybe a sign that they are could be the nicest, smartest, most laid-back person they know.
One more important note … Not everyone shares this kind of humor and may hurt the other person, be sure to whom you can tell these jokes carefree.
The other day…
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Why did Mozart…
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
When my uncle…
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I wasn’t close…
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A man went…
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
I visited my…
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My elderly relatives…
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
It turns out…
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
If you need…
If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a month-long quarantine, you probably should’ve seen a doctor long before COVID-19.
Even people who…
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
I was reading…
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
My friend said…
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
I have good…
I have good and bad news, the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for … Read more
They say that…
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
The world has…
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.
What’s the last…
What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 mph? Its butt.
A doctor walks…
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
