What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!

What do you…

What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

What do you…

What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
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I took my… - Dog jokes - I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”

I took my…

I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
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Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
What happened when… - Dog jokes - What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly? He smiled with de-light!

What happened when…

What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly? He smiled with de-light!
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Why did the… - Dog jokes - Why did the dog chase the red cape? Because he was a bull dog.

Why did the…

Why did the dog chase the red cape? Because he was a bull dog.
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Two men are… - Dog jokes - Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’

Two men are…

Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’
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Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
Which dog breed… - Dog jokes - Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? A Chi-ha-ha!

Which dog breed…

Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? A Chi-ha-ha!
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What's worse than… - Dog jokes - What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!

What’s worse than…

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.

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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.
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Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
For sale: Eight… - Dog jokes - For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.

For sale: Eight…

For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.
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Why do Dog… - Dog jokes - Why do Dog Vampires believe everything you tell them? Because their suckers!

Why do Dog…

Why do Dog Vampires believe everything you tell them? Because their suckers!
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Why was the… - Dog jokes - Why was the dog stealing shingles? He wanted to become a woofer!

Why was the…

Why was the dog stealing shingles? He wanted to become a woofer!
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
What’s the… - Dog jokes - What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog? The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.

What’s the…

What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog? The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.
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What type of… - Dog jokes - What type of zoo has only a dog? Shih Tzu

What type of…

What type of zoo has only a dog? Shih Tzu
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What did the… - Dog jokes - What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bonappetite

What did the…

What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bonappetite
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
What happened when… - Dog jokes - What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

What happened when…

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
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Why do dogs… - Dog jokes - Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why do dogs…

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you can’t bury them in trees!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold? A pupsicle!

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What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold? A pupsicle!
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Why aren't dogs… - Dog jokes - Why aren't dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet!

Why aren’t dogs…

Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet!
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How do you… - Dog jokes - How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your backyard!

How do you…

How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your backyard!
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What's a dog's… - Dog jokes - What's a dog's favorite dessert? Pupcakes!

What’s a dog’s…

What’s a dog’s favorite dessert? Pupcakes!
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
What has 4,000 eyes… - Dog jokes - What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs? Two thousand dogs.

What has 4,000 eyes…

What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs? Two thousand dogs.
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Why can't dogs… - Dog jokes - Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!

Why can’t dogs…

Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!
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Why did the… - Dog jokes - Why did the dog sleep under a car? Cause he wanted to wake up oily!

Why did the…

Why did the dog sleep under a car? Cause he wanted to wake up oily!
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Why shouldnt you… - Dog jokes - Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!

Why shouldnt you…

Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.

What do you…

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.
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How do dogs… - Dog jokes - How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!

How do dogs…

How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Why do dogs… - Dog jokes - Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.

Why do dogs…

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
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After a talking… - Dog jokes - After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the Sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

After a talking…

After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the Sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!

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What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
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Which dog breed… - Dog jokes - Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city? A New Yorkie!

Which dog breed…

Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city? A New Yorkie!
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What kind of… - Dog jokes - What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

What kind of…

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
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What kind of… - Dog jokes - What kind of dog did Dracula have? A bloodhound.

What kind of…

What kind of dog did Dracula have? A bloodhound.
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What's a dog's… - Dog jokes - What's a dog's favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!

What’s a dog’s…

What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!
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What dog can… - Dog jokes - What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.

What dog can…

What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? A greyhound buzz!

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What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? A greyhound buzz!
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What kind of… - Dog jokes - What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.

What kind of…

What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.
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At a dinner... - Dog jokes - At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The pug replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”

At a dinner…

At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The pug replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
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How did the… - Dog jokes - How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!

How did the…

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!

What do you…

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
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What did the… - Dog jokes - What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!

What did the…

What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!
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Did you hear… - Dog jokes - Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke? She won the no-bell prize!

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke? She won the no-bell prize!
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How are a… - Dog jokes - How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

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How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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Why are there… - Dog jokes - Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.

Why are there…

Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.
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What did the… - Dog jokes - What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper? That's ruffffffff!!

What did the…

What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper? That’s ruffffffff!!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter.

What do you…

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter.
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What does my… - Dog jokes - What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.

What does my…

What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!

What do you…

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!
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What do you… - Dog jokes - What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed? Quietly go sleep on the sofa.

What do you…

What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed? Quietly go sleep on the sofa.
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