Dog jokes
There are many categories of jokes, dog jokes are a special form. Popular with old and young and really fun.
A wide range can be found here, from cute Labradors and other dog breeds to short dog jokes for children. One thing is certain, no eye stays dry.
The dog is man’s best friend, hence probably also the high level of acceptance for this art of joking, this special relationship between dog and man is the foundation for the functioning of the punch line.
Dogs give us humans so much joy. Not only are they loyal, loving, and playful, but they also have a sense of humor all of their own. And sometimes they’re just clumsy.
On this page you will find good and really funny, sometimes absurd and crazy dog jokes, there is something for every taste.
Your friends and family will thank you if you have some good jokes up your sleeve.
At a dinner…
At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The pug replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
What do you…
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
Did you hear…
Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke? She won the no-bell prize!
Why are there…
Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.
I took my…
I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
Two men are…
Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’
What’s the…
What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog? The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.