What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? A greyhound buzz!
What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.
At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in front of me!” The pug replies “Im sorry, I didnt realize it was your turn!”
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!
Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke? She won the no-bell prize!
How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.
What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper? That’s ruffffffff!!
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter.
What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.
What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly? He smiled with de-light!
Why did the dog chase the red cape? Because he was a bull dog.
Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’
Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? A Chi-ha-ha!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.
For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.
Why do Dog Vampires believe everything you tell them? Because their suckers!
Why was the dog stealing shingles? He wanted to become a woofer!
What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog? The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.