The lady janitor… - Electricity jokes - The lady janitor in my office building asked if I would hang out with her and smoke a joint. I told her "no, I can't deal with high maintenance women."

The lady janitor…

The lady janitor in my office building asked if I would hang out with her and smoke a joint. I told her “no, I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”

Mum: "Darling, what… - Electricity jokes - Mum: "Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?" Daughter: "I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to the all of the naked girls in dad's computer."

Mum: “Darling, what…

Mum: “Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?” Daughter: “I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to the all of the naked girls in dad’s computer.”

A son tells… - Electricity jokes - A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.” Son: “Thanks Dad!” Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

A son tells…

A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.” Son: “Thanks Dad!” Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

WordPress Cookie Plugin by Real Cookie Banner