Mum: "Darling, what… - Electricity jokes - Mum: "Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?" Daughter: "I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to the all of the naked girls in dad's computer."

Mum: “Darling, what…

Mum: “Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?” Daughter: “I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to the all of the naked girls in dad’s computer.”
My wife left… - Electricity jokes - My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine.

My wife left…

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine.
Why do men… - Electricity jokes - Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold? Who wants a blowjob from a woman who is shaking with her teeth?

Why do men…

Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold? Who wants a blowjob from a woman who is shaking with her teeth?
A son tells… - Electricity jokes - A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.” Son: “Thanks Dad!” Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

A son tells…

A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.” Son: “Thanks Dad!” Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”