Friday jokes

What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.

What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th? I scream.

What day is worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the 13th

What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.

Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.

Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th? Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get

Is Good Friday a sad day? Yes, but the next day’s a Sadderday.

What is Daniel Defoe’s favorite day of the week? Friday.

What song do you sing on Friday the 13th? Voorhees a jolly good fellow

What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.

What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Mondays.

What is an egg’s least favorite holiday? Good fry-day.

Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious

Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.

Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out? He wanted a day off

What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th? By their names.

What’s a con artist’s favorite day of the week? Lie-day

Friday is my second best f-word after food.

What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.

I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.

What’s an introvert’s favorite day of the week? Shy-day

Why was the student so happy to go back home from school? Because it was Friyay.

What does Friday smell like? Weekends.

When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke