Friday jokes

What song do you sing on Friday the 13th? Voorhees a jolly good fellow

What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.

What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Mondays.

What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.

What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th? I scream.

What day is worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the 13th

What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.

Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.

Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th? Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get

Is Good Friday a sad day? Yes, but the next day’s a Sadderday.

What is Daniel Defoe’s favorite day of the week? Friday.

I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.

What’s an introvert’s favorite day of the week? Shy-day

Why was the student so happy to go back home from school? Because it was Friyay.

What does Friday smell like? Weekends.

When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke

Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday

I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little bit stitious.

What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday.

What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.

What is an egg’s least favorite holiday? Good fry-day.

Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious