Friday jokes
What do you …
What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
What would a …
What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
Do you know …
Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th? Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get
Friday is like …
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
What did the …
What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday
I don’t believe …
I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little bit stitious.
Why is it …
Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious