Do you know… - Funny dad jokes - Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

Do you know…

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
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Grandson, watch how… - Funny dad jokes - Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.

Grandson, watch how…

Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
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You’re American… - Funny dad jokes - You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.

You’re American…

You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.
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Why do you… - Funny dad jokes - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

Why do you…

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
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How many apples… - Funny dad jokes - How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

How many apples…

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
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Two goldfish are… - Funny dad jokes - Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Two goldfish are…

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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What did the… - Funny dad jokes - What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”

What did the…

What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
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What do you… - Funny dad jokes - What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

What do you…

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
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Do you think… - Funny dad jokes - Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.

Do you think…

Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
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What did the… - Funny dad jokes - What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!

What did the…

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!
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I’m so… - Funny dad jokes - I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I’m so…

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Spring is here… - Funny dad jokes - Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.

Spring is here…

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Did you hear… - Funny dad jokes - Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
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What do you… - Funny dad jokes - What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

What do you…

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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Did you hear… - Funny dad jokes - Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
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Why did the… - Funny dad jokes - Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

Why did the…

Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What did the… - Funny dad jokes - What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

What did the…

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
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What kind of… - Funny dad jokes - What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.

What kind of…

What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
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What happens when… - Funny dad jokes - What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.

What happens when…

What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad.
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My wife is… - Funny dad jokes - My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

My wife is…

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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What kind of… - Funny dad jokes - What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.

What kind of…

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Why was the… - Funny dad jokes - Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.

Why was the…

Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
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I made a… - Funny dad jokes - I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I made a…

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Sore throats are… - Funny dad jokes - Sore throats are a pain in the neck.

Sore throats are…

Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Does anyone need… - Funny dad jokes - Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

Does anyone need…

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
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What do sprinters… - Funny dad jokes - What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

What do sprinters…

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
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Which state has… - Funny dad jokes - Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

Which state has…

Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
I’ve never… - Funny dad jokes - I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

I’ve never…

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you… - Funny dad jokes - How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

How do you…

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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Why did the… - Funny dad jokes - Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

Why did the…

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
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Is this pool… - Funny dad jokes - Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

Is this pool…

Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
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When does a… - Funny dad jokes - When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!

When does a…

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
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How do you… - Funny dad jokes - How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.

How do you…

How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
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You know, people… - Funny dad jokes - You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

You know, people…

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
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Did you hear… - Funny dad jokes - Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
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Want to hear… - Funny dad jokes - Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Want to hear…

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
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What do you… - Funny dad jokes - What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

What do you…

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
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Did you know… - Funny dad jokes - Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Did you know…

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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What did Tennessee… - Funny dad jokes - What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.

What did Tennessee…

What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
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How do you… - Funny dad jokes - How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

How do you…

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
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How do lawyers… - Funny dad jokes - How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!

How do lawyers…

How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!
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Why do bees… - Funny dad jokes - Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

Why do bees…

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
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The shovel was… - Funny dad jokes - The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The shovel was…

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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I was going… - Funny dad jokes - I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

I was going…

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
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This graveyard looks… - Funny dad jokes - This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

This graveyard looks…

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
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I used to… - Funny dad jokes - I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

I used to…

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
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What kind of… - Funny dad jokes - What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.

What kind of…

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
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What do you… - Funny dad jokes - What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

What do you…

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
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What do you… - Funny dad jokes - What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.

What do you…

What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
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What’s red… - Funny dad jokes - What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What’s red…

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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