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Hello, I’m a…

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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Let me tie…

Let me tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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I’m not…

I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
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You are like…

You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
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Do you have…

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
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I didn’t…

I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
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Have you always…

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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Are you a…

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
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Did your license… - Funny pickup lines - Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Did your license…

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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Funny pickup lines to start a conversation - #10-18


I’m not… - Funny pickup lines - I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

I’m not…

I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.
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Your eyes are… - Funny pickup lines - Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

Your eyes are…

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
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I’m no… - Funny pickup lines - I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m no…

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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Can you take… - Funny pickup lines - Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

Can you take…

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
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Do you like… - Funny pickup lines - Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

Do you like…

Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
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If you were…

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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Do you believe…

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Is that hand…

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
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Are you an…

Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.
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Funny and cheesy pickup lines - #19-27


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I’m not…

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
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Do you believe… - Funny pickup lines - Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Do you believe…

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
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Do you have…

Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
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Are you Franklin…

Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you’re a dime.
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If you were…

If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
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Somebody better call…

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
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There must be…

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
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Did your license…

Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
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Should I walk…

Should I walk by again or have you already realized I’m your soulmate?
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Funny pickup lines to make her laugh (or him) - #28-36


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You’re like a…

You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
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Know what’s…

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
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I must be… - Funny pickup lines - I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

I must be…

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
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Do you want…

Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
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Is your name…

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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Do you like…

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
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Do you believe… - Funny pickup lines - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

Do you believe…

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
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Was you father…

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
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You’re, like…

You’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met and you don’t even have to try.
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Funny pickup lines for your crush - #37-45


Are you a… - Funny pickup lines - Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Are you a…

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
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If I had… - Funny pickup lines - If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

If I had…

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
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Do you happen… - Funny pickup lines - Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

Do you happen…

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
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Are you a… - Funny pickup lines - Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

Are you a…

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
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I gotta warn… - Funny pickup lines - I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.

I gotta warn…

I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.
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Are you a… - Funny pickup lines - Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a…

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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I'm not a… - Funny pickup lines - I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I’m not a…

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
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Are you an… - Funny pickup lines - Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

Are you an…

Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!
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You owe me… - Funny pickup lines - You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

You owe me…

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
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Funny pickup lines maybe no one knows - #46-50


I’m not… - Funny pickup lines - I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I’m not…

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
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It’s never… - Funny pickup lines - It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

It’s never…

It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?
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I would absolutely… - Funny pickup lines - I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I would absolutely…

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
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Are you a… - Funny pickup lines - Are you a professional boxer? Because you're a knockout.

Are you a…

Are you a professional boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
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If you were… - Funny pickup lines - If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

If you were…

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
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