You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Let me tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Are you a professional boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you shine.
I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running heaven?
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?
I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.