I would like… - Funny sayings - I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

I would like…

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

If you want… - Funny sayings - If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want…

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I hate it… - Funny sayings - I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

I hate it…

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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