Why can’t… - Jokes for teens - Why can’t dinosaurs laugh? Because they’re all dead.

Why can’t…

Why can’t dinosaurs laugh? Because they’re all dead.
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How do you… - Jokes for teens - How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a boogie in it.

How do you…

How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a boogie in it.
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How is a… - Jokes for teens - How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.

How is a…

How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
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What kind of… - Jokes for teens - What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.

What kind of…

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
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How do you… - Jokes for teens - How do you talk to giants? Use big words!

How do you…

How do you talk to giants? Use big words!
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When is a… - Jokes for teens - When is a dad officially a dad? When his jokes no longer get laughs.

When is a…

When is a dad officially a dad? When his jokes no longer get laughs.
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What do you… - Jokes for teens - What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto

What do you…

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto
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What came first… - Jokes for teens - What came first, the chicken or the egg? Dinosaurs.

What came first…

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Dinosaurs.
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What does a… - Jokes for teens - What does a dad joke sound like in space? As cringe as it sounds on earth.

What does a…

What does a dad joke sound like in space? As cringe as it sounds on earth.
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What did one… - Jokes for teens - What did one Frenchman say to the other? I don’t know, I don’t speak French.

What did one…

What did one Frenchman say to the other? I don’t know, I don’t speak French.
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Why do mushrooms… - Jokes for teens - Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they’re such fungis!

Why do mushrooms…

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they’re such fungis!
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What sits at… - Jokes for teens - What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What sits at…

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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What time is… - Jokes for teens - What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty!

What time is…

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty!
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How do you… - Jokes for teens - How do you confuse someone? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

How do you…

How do you confuse someone? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
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What do computers… - Jokes for teens - What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!

What do computers…

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!
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What do you… - Jokes for teens - What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.

What do you…

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
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What can you… - Jokes for teens - What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time? Frost-bite!

What can you…

What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time? Frost-bite!
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What do ghosts… - Jokes for teens - What do ghosts like to drink the most? Ghoul-ade!

What do ghosts…

What do ghosts like to drink the most? Ghoul-ade!
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Which hand is… - Jokes for teens - Which hand is better to write with? Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

Which hand is…

Which hand is better to write with? Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.
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Why did the… - Jokes for teens - Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.

Why did the…

Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.
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How many lips… - Jokes for teens - How many lips does a flower have? Tu-lips.

How many lips…

How many lips does a flower have? Tu-lips.
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Which superhero hits… - Jokes for teens - Which superhero hits the most home runs? Batman

Which superhero hits…

Which superhero hits the most home runs? Batman
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Why do wrappers… - Jokes for teens - Why do wrappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.

Why do wrappers…

Why do wrappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.
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What did the… - Jokes for teens - What did the tired toilet say to the plunger? I’m flushed.

What did the…

What did the tired toilet say to the plunger? I’m flushed.
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What do birds… - Jokes for teens - What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

What do birds…

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
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Do you know… - Jokes for teens - Do you know why I look like I can’t hear you? Because I can’t, my headphones are on.

Do you know…

Do you know why I look like I can’t hear you? Because I can’t, my headphones are on.
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What does a… - Jokes for teens - What does a vampire take for a sore throat? Coffin drops.

What does a…

What does a vampire take for a sore throat? Coffin drops.
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What happens to… - Jokes for teens - What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

What happens to…

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Did you hear… - Jokes for teens - Did you hear about the population of Ireland? It’s Dublin.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the population of Ireland? It’s Dublin.
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What washes up… - Jokes for teens - What washes up on really small beaches? Micro-waves.

What washes up…

What washes up on really small beaches? Micro-waves.
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Why was the… - Jokes for teens - Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He didn’t have any guts.

Why was the…

Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He didn’t have any guts.
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What is brown… - Jokes for teens - What is brown, sticky, and sometimes smelly? Mud.

What is brown…

What is brown, sticky, and sometimes smelly? Mud.
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What did one… - Jokes for teens - What did one Japanese man say to the other? I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.

What did one…

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.
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What’s black… - Jokes for teens - What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What’s black…

What’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
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I’d never… - Jokes for teens - I’d never tell you a pizza joke. It’s way too cheesy.

I’d never…

I’d never tell you a pizza joke. It’s way too cheesy.
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What starts with… - Jokes for teens - What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.

What starts with…

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.
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How does the… - Jokes for teens - How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

How does the…

How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
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Who shaves at… - Jokes for teens - Who shaves at least 20 times a day? A barber.

Who shaves at…

Who shaves at least 20 times a day? A barber.
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What do you… - Jokes for teens - What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils? Broken.

What do you…

What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils? Broken.
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What did one… - Jokes for teens - What did one woman say to the other woman next to the coffee machine? Coffee looks good.

What did one…

What did one woman say to the other woman next to the coffee machine? Coffee looks good.
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What’ the difference… - Jokes for teens - What’ the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

What’ the difference…

What’ the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
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Did you hear… - Jokes for teens - Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
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I was shocked… - Jokes for teens - I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.

I was shocked…

I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.
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Why aren’t… - Jokes for teens - Why aren’t dogs good dancers? They have two left feet?

Why aren’t…

Why aren’t dogs good dancers? They have two left feet?
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What do you… - Jokes for teens - What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!

What do you…

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!
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A patient told… - Jokes for teens - A patient told the surgeon he couldn’t feel his legs. The surgeon replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”

A patient told…

A patient told the surgeon he couldn’t feel his legs. The surgeon replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”
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What do you… - Jokes for teens - What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What do you…

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What do you… - Jokes for teens - What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

What do you…

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
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What’s green… - Jokes for teens - What’s green, red, orange, purple, blue, and yellow? Colors.

What’s green…

What’s green, red, orange, purple, blue, and yellow? Colors.
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Someone stole my… - Jokes for teens - Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.

Someone stole my…

Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.
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