Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. Because it was marble cake!
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter!
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.
Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that “Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.”
It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!