You know you're… - Funny jokes - You know you're getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

You know you’re…

You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
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You know you… - Funny jokes - You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.

You know you…

You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
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Statistics show that… - Funny jokes - Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!

Statistics show that…

Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
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Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
Q. What does… - Funny jokes - Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.

Q. What does…

Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
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Kidnappers have very… - Funny jokes - Kidnappers have very little interest in you.

Kidnappers have very…

Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
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Happy birthday! Age… - Funny jokes - Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.

Happy birthday! Age…

Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
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Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
Q. What did… - Funny jokes - Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

Q. What did…

Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
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Sending you s'more… - Funny jokes - Sending you s'more birthday wishes!

Sending you s’more…

Sending you s’more birthday wishes!
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Q. Why can… - Funny jokes - Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.

Q. Why can…

Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? A. Because they are too focused on the present.
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Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
Thanks to Facebook… - Funny jokes - Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Thanks to Facebook…

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
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Q. What did… - Funny jokes - Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.

Q. What did…

Q. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.
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What does a… - Funny jokes - What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.

What does a…

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Q. Why was… - Funny jokes - Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. Because it was marble cake!

Q. Why was…

Q. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A. Because it was marble cake!
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It’s always… - Funny jokes - It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.

It’s always…

It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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People come and… - Funny jokes - People come and go but birthdays do accrue.

People come and…

People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Does a pink… - Funny jokes - Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter!

Does a pink…

Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter!
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A couple phoned… - Funny jokes - A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But, when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. “Don’t let it bother you,” said the stranger on the phone. “You folks need all the practice you can get.“

A couple phoned…

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But, when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. “Don’t let it bother you,” said the stranger on the phone. “You folks need all the practice you can … Read more
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What sort of… - Funny jokes - What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.

What sort of…

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Man to wife… - Funny jokes - Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”

Man to wife…

Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
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Happy birthday. Have… - Funny jokes - Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.

Happy birthday. Have…

Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
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I threw a… - Funny jokes - I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

I threw a…

I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Being related to… - Funny jokes - Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.

Being related to…

Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
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For all the… - Funny jokes - For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

For all the…

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Some only dream… - Funny jokes - Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.

Some only dream…

Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Satisfied Birthday! you're… - Funny jokes - Satisfied Birthday! you're now case in point of the old pronouncing that "Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men."

Satisfied Birthday! you’re…

Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that “Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.”
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It's your birthday… - Funny jokes - It's your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!

It’s your birthday…

It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
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Q. What is… - Funny jokes - Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!

Q. What is…

Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Q: When is… - Funny jokes - Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When you slice it.

Q: When is…

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When you slice it.
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You know youre… - Funny jokes - You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

You know youre…

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Q. What do… - Funny jokes - Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.

Q. What do…

Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.
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Does a green… - Funny jokes - Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.

Does a green…

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
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Hippo-birth… - Funny jokes - Hippo-birthday!

Hippo-birth…

Hippo-birthday!
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The problem with… - Funny jokes - The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

The problem with…

The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
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Q: Why did… - Funny jokes - Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.

Q: Why did…

Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.
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I like big… - Funny jokes - I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

I like big…

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
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Wow, this birthday… - Funny jokes - Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy. - "It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!"

Wow, this birthday…

Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy. – “It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!”
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Q: Where do… - Funny jokes - Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.

Q: Where do…

Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.
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What do you… - Funny jokes - What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it.

What do you…

What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it.
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You know you… - Funny jokes - You know you’re getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

You know you…

You know you’re getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
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Be careful, too… - Funny jokes - Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!

Be careful, too…

Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
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As I handed… - Funny jokes - As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."

As I handed…

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.”
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Is it getting… - Funny jokes - Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?

Is it getting…

Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?
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When’s your… - Funny jokes - When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.

When’s your…

When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.
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Q. What goes… - Funny jokes - Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.

Q. What goes…

Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.
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Q: What did… - Funny jokes - Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.

Q: What did…

Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.
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If you feel… - Funny jokes - If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

If you feel…

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
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What is it… - Funny jokes - What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? They only get to celebrate them in leap years.

What is it…

What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
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You’ve really… - Funny jokes - You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100 that die.

You’ve really…

You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100 that die.
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Don’t stress… - Funny jokes - Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Don’t stress…

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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Q. What does… - Funny jokes - Q. What does every birthday end with? A. The letter Y.

Q. What does…

Q. What does every birthday end with? A. The letter Y.
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